Sex with my girl is a real turn-off

HOLIDAY ROMPS A NO-NO

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MY girl wants daily sex on our upcoming holiday.

The problem is that I prefer to get my kicks through sex-cam sites these days...

My girl is making it clear she expects early-morning cuddles, cheeky lunchtime bonks and passionate midnight romps.

We're flying out to Croatia in a couple of weeks, and I feel sick just thinking about it.

Sadly, I don’t fancy her anymore. We're more like brother and sister. She’s a lovely, attractive woman but familiarity has bred the wilt.

In the five years we've been together I've seen her vomiting in bed with the flu and cutting her toenails over the sink.

I've watched her put out the bins in her dressing gown and pick her nose in front of the TV. The magic is gone.