It's a raw deal but Haaland diet is mad

SO we've confirmation this week that Erling Haaland is - in fact - some sort of robot Terminator.

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Roy Keane tried to stop him coming into existence by going after his dad, but his mission failed.

The Manchester City star has revealed his daily regime, which includes all kinds of weirdness, including a dinner of a tomahawk steak the size of a small child and Light Therapy Baths to keep him young.