Don doesn't need to lie about US crimes

WELL, lads, we didn't even make it more than three days into the New Year before we had the first-ever case of a Clare hotelier kidnapping a foreign head of state.

- JOE O'SHEA

Trump watches US army op in Venezuela

(BRAZEN)

Looks like another crazy year ahead, so.While the rest of the world was worrying about getting the kids back to school and paying off the bills after Christmas, that nut-job in the White House was sending US special forces to snatch the Maduro family from their presidential palace. It's like the FIFA Peace Prize means nothing!

But if you think your January is going to be rough, at least you won't be doing it in a maximum security prison with your wife while Donald Trump robs all of the stuff from your gaff.

Seriously, look at the latest What In The Name of God Is He Doing Now? moment from a certain angle and it's darkly hilarious.