TU BE HONEST, IT'S FAIR POINT

OH NO, Thomas Tuchel said England were a bit rubbish at the Euros! Quick, someone fetch the smelling salts!

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In case you missed it, he riled up the chin-stroking masses last week by having a pop at He Who Must Not Be Shamed, Sir Gareff - polite stepdad and wellness influencer to the nation, having convinced far too many of us that 'vibes' and a Majestic Wine loyalty card are more important than playing go