A BATTY boffin has hoodwinked Twitter by posting a snap of delicious Spanish chorizo sausage claiming it's a planet.
BEAM MEAT UP!
Top boffin blasted for his Big Banger theory
A SCIENTIST admits a supposed pic of a distant star he posted on Twitter was actually a slice of chorizo.
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