Oh my words!

LAUGHS AND GAFFES OF EUROVISION LYRICS

- Now MEG JORSH

ARE you ready for the Eurovision Song Contest? The chaotic competition is back on screens this Tuesday when the semi-finals start in Basel, Switzerland, ahead of the main broadcast on Saturday night.

The international spectacular is famed for its camp - and often controversial - performances.

reveals the strangest lyrics ever heard on a Eurovision stage...

BUM DEAL

Austrian hip-hop act Trackshittaz got to the semi-finals in 2012 with Woki Mit Deim Popo - slang for “wiggle your bum”.

It included the lyrics: “Your bum has feelings, your bum is a part of you. Don't put it on chairs, your bum has an opinion, yeah.”

GONE DONG

Dutch pop act Teach-In somehow won Eurovision in 1975 with their song Ding-a-Dong.

“And you walk along with your ding-dang-dong. Ding-a-dong every hour, when you pick a flower.”

MONKEY BUSINESS