I come second to her exotic travels

I'VE just discovered my girlfriend has a bucket list as long as the Nile.

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I thought she was ready to settle down with me, but she’s just announced another big trip with her best mate in September.

They've done all the usual things like skydiving and swimming with dolphins in the past but they still have the Philippines, South America and Australia to conquer.

I'm miffed. What about my plans and feelings?

I'm ready to get a place and start a family - only my girl isn’t finished having fun. Her wishlist involves everything from washing elephants to working with indigenous peoples.