SOME friends of mine organised a joint Chinese New Year celebration and Burns' Night supper.
They called it Chinese Burns Night.
I didn't want to go but they twisted my arm.
It took me away from teaching my kids about tax. I will do that by getting them an ice cream out of their pocket money and then eating 38% of it.
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