Vows as empty as my bank balance

SO the new leader of the Green Party is a tad eccentric then?

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No surprise there I suppose. The tree-huggers have always been associated with a certain type.

Former hypnotherapist Zack Polanski's victory was overshadowed by the fact he was once busted for telling women they could increase their boob size by using the power of their mind.

Well, there is nothing wrong with thinking big, they say. Though sadly such claptrap doesn’t work.

I often visualise my bank account being much bigger. Then reality hits home every time I check my balance.

Anyway, poor old Zack will struggle to shake off that story as he continues his political career.

And in reality the Greens have as much chance of winning a General Election as Donald Trump has of making his penis larger using the power of thought.

But having a leader who spouts utter balderdash hasn't stopped the meteoric rise of another fringe party. You think they should be called the Perform party. Because Farage and co are great at performing for the crowds and the cameras.