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DO YOU plan to watch this latest Traitors series?

- BY MIKE WARD

You should.In fact, don't just watch it. Take notes. That way, when you take part yourself, a couple of years from now, you'll have your tactics spot-on.

"Me?" you cry. "I'd never apply for The Traitors."

Oh, but you will. Trust me. You just don't know it yet.

I base this on some research I've done, regarding the show's applicant numbers. Apparently, 1,500 people applied to take part in series one. By series three, this had risen to 300,000. Yes, 200 times the original figure.