ALL in a Day's WORK

I was visiting a friend in Minnesota, and we decided to go bowling. However, a squall appeared, dumping a foot of snow on the ground. Fearing the bowling alley might have closed, I decided to call.

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"Are you open?" I asked the man who answered.

"Yes. Why?" he said.

"It's snowing"

"Son, I don't know where you're from, but here in Minnesota we bowl indoors." -RAJ PADMANATHAN Staten Island, NY

Me at 14: Can't wait to travel the whole world once I'm earning my own money.

Me now: Mustn't forget that Tupperware at work-it's my only one. @ITSBOMBARDIER