The Week The Wheels Fell Off For Lauren

‘You want to be a part of my world? Don’t be involved if you don’t know who I am.’ This was Lauren Goodger’s cryptic message, posted as she left London club DSTRKT in a taxi on Thursday 27 July.

- Jack White

Following speculation that her 16-month relationship with jailbird Joey Morrison was over, Lauren, 30, had been attending the launch of Vicky Pattison’s new Ann Summers collection. During the evening, Lauren shared a stream of snaps on social media, adding: ‘#LG #ISBACK’ and ‘Love you all… and LG is back nowwwww.’

An eyewitness at the event told Now that the TOWIE star was knocking back Porn Star Martinis, despite claiming she’d been suffering from flu. A photo posted while she was getting ready was captioned: ‘I’m SO ill I don’t look it but my whole body is suffering but the party must go on!’