Hot Lips and the Stolen Medicine
The Best of Times|December 2020
Hot Lips (all names have been changed) was a coordinator for a home health care agency that provided sitters for patients.
Lee Aronson

One of her patients, Klinger, was on a bunch of different medications because of a “nerve condition.” One day, Hot Lips got a call from Meals on Wheels saying that they were at Klinger’s house and they had found him lying on the floor.

Hot Lips rushed over and Klinger was fine. But he was very excited because he had just gotten his three month supply of medications in the mail and it was a big package. Klinger asked Hot Lips to help him with the medicines because his organizer was all “messed up.”

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