If Your Vagina Could Speak
CLEO Singapore|May 2017

Contrary to popular opinion, it’s not just men who are ruled by the needs and desires of their nether regions.

Jacqueline Smith
If Your Vagina Could Speak

As women, we’re constantly aware of what’s happening between our legs, but we rarely give our vaginas the attention they deserve. That little flower of an organ puts up with a lot. We think it deserves to take centre stage and have its voice heard. And given the chance, here’s what we think your vagina would have to say. 

Wrong, wrong, wrong

  “Big, small, fat, thin – I’ve felt them all, but my enjoyment of sex has less to do with length or girth and more about direction and skill. Trust me, no one likes to be prodded and poked. It’s kind of like when you’re kicked in the guts in kickboxing class. Wrinkly, ill-fitted condoms are also the worst, and I can’t help seize up from discomfort. Size doesn’t always matter, but fit does!”

Whoa, Aunt Flo!

This story is from the May 2017 edition of CLEO Singapore.

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