The Spy

BUT WHO WATCHES THE SPY?

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When you've lived the kind of life The Spy has lived, you pick up some nicknames. It’s like an occupational hazard. The Spy has been called the Ghost of Guildford by racing game developers unable to believe the feats of car control they’ve witnessed around that town’s gridlocked ring road. Meanwhile, during operations in the jungles of Russia The Spy was referred to as Satiated Chameleon due to being frequently heard eating, but never seen doing so.

Of all the nicknames The Spy has tried hard to shed, the worst is that of the Elegant Elf, as none of us can control what our ears look like and this bow and arrow is a professional tool, dammit. However, The Spy will admit that it came in useful while listening to the Mouth of Embracer as it spilled secrets about a new Lord of the Rings game in development.