The Spy

BUT WHO WATCHES THE SPY?

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As the Great Wheel turns, The Spy sits with the gods, mulling over the fates of PC gaming throughout the cosmos.

“When shall Lord Gaben ascend from his cherished Hall of Knives to join us?” Abydon the forge god asks, “For I grow impatient to question him about the game the mortals call Half-Life 3?”

“Yes,” rasps Skaen, god of secret hatred and resentment, “I am sick of his procrastinations. It is clear he has no love for us or the PC gamers who, loyally like rats protecting their brood mother, have followed the story of the Half-Life 3 blind in hope for decades. He dishonours us all with his inaction.”

Wael, god of dreams, places down the copy of PC Gamer magazine that the deity is reading with its many eyes, and says, “A Gordon with a gravity gun, in a vision once I saw, it was a scientist sworn, and with the gravity gun play'd, a game of Borealis in the fade”.

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