If the defeated Tories lurch further right it is bad news for Labour

For many people reading this, the analogy will seem ludicrous, but hear me out: if the Conservative party was one of your friends, you'd be very worried about them.

- John Harris

You can maybe imagine it: a privately educated pal from university, perhaps, who seems to have fallen on hard times and bad company. Ten or 15 years ago, they seemed urbane, clever and super-confident. Even if some of it went only skin deep, they professed to be green, socially liberal and culturally switched on. Now, though, they tend to look dishevelled and saggy-eyed. After a few drinks - and sometimes before - they speak an increasingly hysterical language of conspiracy theory and political paranoia. They also seem to be furtively spending some of their time with thugs and bigots.

Last week, an election projection from YouGov predicted the Tories' number of Commons seats plunging from 348 to 155. The party now pins its hopes of avoiding complete wipeout on putting a few refugees on a plane bound for Rwanda. Meanwhile, Suella Braverman, whose time as home secretary included the insistence that this was her personal "dream", is about to headline a rightwing gathering in Belgium alongside the authoritarian Hungarian prime minister, Viktor Orbán. In a similar spirit, Liz Truss decided to try to escape the disgrace of her lost weekend in 10 Downing Street by standing on a platform while a fellow speaker lauded Tommy Robinson as a "hero". Giving another signal about who her new allies might be, last week she attended Nigel Farage's 60th birthday party.