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Poging GOUD - Vrij

Right-on rockers roll out the bum notes

Sunday Express

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October 19, 2025

COMEDIAN Lenny Bruce once said, “The truth is what is; ‘what should be is a terrible lie.” It is a dramatist’s job to deal with what is.

- GARRY BUSHELL

Right-on rockers roll out the bum notes

I PREDICT A HOT FLUSH: Kitty (Rosalie Craig) lead Riot Women on stage

Yet time after time the BBC use our money to promote falsehoods that suit their vision of what should be. Sally Wainwright's new BBC1 series Riot Women has less dramatic truth than an episode of Spongebob Squarepants.

In Wainwright's world, all men are worthless and weak, and all women are wonderful - even when they're bonkers, like kippered Kitty who blunders through a supermarket necking neat vodka and swallowing pills snatched from the shelves. She smashes stock and brandishes a knife, terrifying the staff. So that’s criminal damage, threatening behaviour, and potential theft.

In real life, she'd be banged up in a cell until she sobered up. Here she spent the night sleeping on the couch of retiring WPC Holly who arrested her. She sympathised you see because Kitty is going through the menopause, which apparently justifies all of it.

Kitty then smashed up her married ex's car with a sledgehammer - presumably also covered by the menopause and ‘bad men’ get-out cards. (I had a platoon of great-aunts growing up and can't remember any of them dealing with “the change” via vandalism and toxic femininity.)

MEER VERHALEN VAN Sunday Express

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Erling's long Haal of a season

ERLING HAALAND is too important to Manchester City to be handed a rest by Pep Guardiola as the Norwegian gears up for a season that could last 13 months.

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Out of form Reds stung by Bees

LIVERPOOL lost more ground in the title race as Brentford proved to be their undoing.

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1 min

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Farke has finally got his spark

ALL sorts of positive emotions were running through the veins of Leeds United's stars on Friday night following their 2-1 win over West Ham.

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1 min

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HOWE HAILS 'SPECIAL' MATCH-WINNER

NEWCASTLE boss Eddie Howe saluted \"special\" Bruno Guimaraes after seeing him fire his side to a hard-fought Premier League victory.

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1 min

October 26, 2025

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An island with an Attitude

Mauritius can offer a mix of culture and luxury, says Lizzie McAllister

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4 mins

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Toon's home Bru

GUIMARAES' LATE STRIKE NICKS IT AT THE DEATH

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1 mins

October 26, 2025

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Baywatch bosses seek Pam return

PAMELA Anderson is set to head back to the beach, 28 years after hanging up the red Baywatch swimsuit that made her a global star.

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1 min

October 26, 2025

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Frustrated Edwards forced to ring the changes and spark a Boro revival

MIDDLESBROUGH boss Rob Edwards had to make four halftime changes to provide the extra spark required to deliver a positive result at home to WREXHAM.

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1 min

October 26, 2025

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LAMPS' BOYS QUICK TO SEE OFF HORNETS

FRANK LAMPARD praised his clinical Coventry side as the league leaders made it six wins in a row.

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1 mins

October 26, 2025

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Fungus and entrails...it's beginning to look a lot like Christmas!

FOR MOST people, mention Christmas dinner and it conjures up cosy images of roast turkey with all the trimmings - but chef Heston Blumenthal thinks a bit differently.

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1 min

October 26, 2025

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