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Right-on rockers roll out the bum notes

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October 19, 2025

COMEDIAN Lenny Bruce once said, “The truth is what is; ‘what should be is a terrible lie.” It is a dramatist’s job to deal with what is.

- GARRY BUSHELL

Right-on rockers roll out the bum notes

I PREDICT A HOT FLUSH: Kitty (Rosalie Craig) lead Riot Women on stage

Yet time after time the BBC use our money to promote falsehoods that suit their vision of what should be. Sally Wainwright's new BBC1 series Riot Women has less dramatic truth than an episode of Spongebob Squarepants.

In Wainwright's world, all men are worthless and weak, and all women are wonderful - even when they're bonkers, like kippered Kitty who blunders through a supermarket necking neat vodka and swallowing pills snatched from the shelves. She smashes stock and brandishes a knife, terrifying the staff. So that’s criminal damage, threatening behaviour, and potential theft.

In real life, she'd be banged up in a cell until she sobered up. Here she spent the night sleeping on the couch of retiring WPC Holly who arrested her. She sympathised you see because Kitty is going through the menopause, which apparently justifies all of it.

Kitty then smashed up her married ex's car with a sledgehammer - presumably also covered by the menopause and ‘bad men’ get-out cards. (I had a platoon of great-aunts growing up and can't remember any of them dealing with “the change” via vandalism and toxic femininity.)

MEER VERHALEN VAN Sunday Express

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Teasing Trump taking a swing at Greenland?

DONALD Trump adds a mock golf swing to his trademark fist-pumping \"dance\" to YMCA during a rally in New York - before shooting off a series of bizarre social media posts, writes Stephen Beech.

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Crowning glory as King enjoys knight at theatre

THE King crowned his night at the Royal Shakespeare Theatre with a backstage tour, writes Stephen Beech.

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1 min

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Am I open to finding new love? Never say never!

Michael Palin says his recent expedition to Nigeria helped him cope with the loss of his beloved wife of 57 years, Helen. And despite turning 83, he has vowed to continue visiting some of the most hostile places in the world

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7 mins

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Identity crisis if our beloved Red Arrows fly foreign aircraft

THE Red Arrows will face a massive identity change by flying foreign jets, according to a former pilot who has led calls to keep the iconic team operating British planes.

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2 mins

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Norrie a Shel of a man

CAM FEARS HE MIGHT HAVE 'OVERTRAINED'

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2 mins

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‘I discovered the meaning of life through acting’

HAMNET star Emily Watson has revealed that books and films “kept her alive” while growing up in a strict environment.

time to read

2 mins

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Sunday Express

DAY OF RECKONING

Spurs and West Ham battle to avoid costly drop, it's a...

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1 min

May 24, 2026

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DRY THOSE EYES, COLE, AND ENJOY THE SUMMER OFF

A MISERABLE season for Cole Palmer reached its lowest point on Friday morning.

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1 mins

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Tomas: Hammers are Sou screwed if old boss Moyesie can't do us a massive favour

TOMAS SOUCEK is praying he can thank old boss David Moyes for saving West Ham from relegation - yet again.

time to read

2 mins

May 24, 2026

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Sweet village of Grasmere is rising up the ranks of Lake District destinations, EMILY MALIA discovers

The beloved Lake District sees millions of visitors year on year, and yet one of its smaller villages has slipped somewhat under the radar for the modern traveller.

time to read

3 mins

May 24, 2026

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