LARGE BOOB LEADING GREENS NO DOUBT A VOTE WINNER...AMONG SHOPLIFTERS
Scottish Daily Express
|September 06, 2025
THE new leader of the Green Party is a bloke called Zack Polanski — an ex-hypnotherapist whose claim to fame was that he used to be able to enlarge women’s breasts with his mind.
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I'm thinking it’s a career this ego-on-legs should have stuck with, because he’s not fit to run a political party.
Not when he comes out with rubbish like: “Shoplifting is justified if you're poor.”
No, it isn’t. It’s thieving — poor or not! And since when did leaders of political parties encourage people to break the law?
This eejit clearly doesn’t know that much of the shoplifting across Britain is done by organised gangs.
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