BIT OF OUTSIDE PLAY IN THE SUNSHINE IS NOW A MAJOR THREAT TO KIDS, APPARENTLY

SORRY to bang on about the weather again, but schools are now banning children from playing outside during the “heatwave”.

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Look, there is no heatwave. It’s what we used to call summer before the climate change nutjobs got their hands on it and branded anything above 23C a climate catastrophe. So, instead of being allowed in the playground, kids are now being kept indoors for “hot play” (when it’s raining, they're kept inside for “wet play”).