Eurovision fever has reached an all-time high at Chez Tapp

For many of a similar persuasion to me, May is arguably the greatest of all the months due to the sheer number of sporting events which fall within it.

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The climax of both the football and the rugby seasons, the FA Cup finals - in our house, the women's final is just as important as the men's - not to mention the culmination of the Champion's League, mean that this is the month when weeding and any other tedious household chores are put on the back burner.