Love rats say I'm a boring old fart

A SEXIER, saucier woman is after my man.

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She’s pert and pretty and he’s obsessed with her. I’m told that they play wild bedroom games with sex toys and handcuffs. How am I supposed to compete?

And how do I stop her from stealing him from under my nose?

They work together. Recently she was sent on a training course to Scotland.

He was like a caged animal. He couldn't stand not being able to see her and all I could do was hold back while he conducted an emotional phone affair with, I suspect, plenty of cybersex thrown in for good measure.

Witnessing him creeping down to the garden shed to make secret calls cut me to the core.