SPEWS THE DADDY

Pres is hailed for Israel-Iran ceasefire deal

- NATO boss Mark Rutte referred to Donald Trump as "Daddy" as he defended the US President's F-bomb over the Middle East.

In a sickening display of brownnosing, the former Dutch PM praised the Orange Manbaby at the Nato summit in The Hague for supposedly holding the Israel-Iran ceasefire together.

Trump compared the two nations to "two kids in a school yard," saying "they fight like hell, you can’t stop them”. He said: “Let them fight for two, three minutes. Then it’s easier to stop them.”