I pay price of his sex hols fantasy

MY boyfriend has a saucy bucket list as big as his libido.

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GIVE ME A BREAK: Fella wants kinky trips away and won't let me spend on nice things

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He’s mapped out our lives for the next five, 10, 15 years. He wants us to have sexy couple massages in Thailand - and visit Europe's best nudist beaches.

He dreams of us chilling out on a free love commune in America and spending holidays at an adult Caribbean resort.

He's a man with a plan. He gushes about us signing up for Kama Sutra workshops in India and Tantric sex in Goa.

The problem is that his dream isn’t my dream. His plans are expensive. He’s already booking our trip to a naked campsite in Croatia next summer.

He insists we need to make sacrifices. No more eating out, no central heating, no new clothes or spending on the flat.