Bonks in bog a buzz

I LIKE to have sex at work. It makes me feel amazing.

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"Post-sex clarity" leaves me creative and sharp. All that blood pumping around my body sets me on fire.

I stumble back to my desk, buzzing and alert, and do my best work. My boss marvels at how clever I am in the afternoons.

He jokes about the whole office having what I have for lunch.

What I have for lunch is my lover, over the sink in the disabled toilet at 1pm.