Alarms only help 'elites' with bunkers

What does the govt hope to achieve with their high-pitched emergency alert on 7th September? Unlike them, we don’t have a state-of-the-art bunker to scuttle into. Anon

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■ The only people who'll take notice of govt’s so-called emergency alert on 7th September will be the panic buyers. The rest of us will be dodging stampeding bog-roll bandits. Den, Perth

■ Israels Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu has nominated President Trump for the Nobel Peace Prize in October. There’s part of me thinking this is crazy yet another part says, at least I know there'll be no WW3 until after October. Alton Andrews

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