My jig plan to save mankind

THERE are 56 wars raging around the world right now.

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The number of climate-related disasters has tripled in 30 years.

The richest 1% grabbed nearly two-thirds of all new wealth created since 2020.

Pensioners can’t afford to heat their homes – kids are going to school hungry.

And my wife and I can’t agree on which boxset to watch.

We are beset by problems. But maybe there is a solution… the Y.M.C.A. The song that is.

That’s certainly the view taken by Village People, the singers of the famous ditty.

They last week made a spectacular U-turn and agreed to play at Orange Manbaby Donald Trump’s inauguration.