SWEAT, DEALS & DRAMA

If you're heading to the Colombo International Book Fair (CIBF) at BMICH between 27 September and 6 October, 9 a.m. to 9 p.m., here's your unapologetic survival guide. You already know the crowd, chaos, and charm. But let me give you the real scoop - catty, witty, and honest

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1. The Readers & The Watchers

The book fair is a magnet not only for those who love to read, but also for those who love watching others pretend to read. Honestly, it doubles up as Colombo's most unexpected pickup joint. The contrast is entertainment on its own.

2. The Fragrance Experience

Think of this as a perfume launch, except the fragrance is ... original. A blend of many things in the Sirimavo Hall under natural sunlight. Somewhere in there, I swear Madam Sirimavo herself probably came back just to check the thermostat.

3. Accidental Contact (or Not)

Crowds mean contact. Sometimes a brush, sometimes a shove, sometimes... a little extra. On the plus side, you'll bump into brilliant authors, grab a signed copy, or score some killer discounts.

4. Ear Space & Family Vibes