Frances Millar

To be frank...

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THE wedding of the year has kicked off as Jeff Bezos and his bazooka-bosomed fiancée Lauren Sánchez began a week-long extravaganza reportedly at a cost of £35million.

Of course, that's pocket money for the Amazon founder currently the world's fourth-richest man, worth around £168billion. Festivities got under way aboard his 417ft super-yacht, Koru, anchored off the coast of Croatia, with a foam party.

Photos over the weekend showed the happy couple smooching on the deck in clouds of bubbles. Him wearing Bermuda shorts and a bucket hat, her in a string bikini, like a pair of horny teenagers on the dancefloor of a nineties nightclub called Cheekos.

Never saw the appeal of foam parties myself. I was always put off imagining the night bus home; sodden and stinking of Fairy liquid. But I suspect that the £375million Koru offers slightly more elevated facilities than a wall-mounted hand dryer and single-sheet loo paper.