Poging GOUD - Vrij
BEACHCOMBER 108 YEARS OLD AND AS CHARMING AS EVER...
Daily Express
|November 08, 2025
AFTER years of allegations, rumours and unconvincing denials, the King of Fairyland has decreed that the man formerly known as Prince Charming must leave his residence in the Palace and may henceforth not use the title "Prince" but will be known simply as Notso-Charming Fairyland.
-
Notso-Charming's troubles began with allegations he'd kissed a beautiful woman while she was asleep, causing her to wake. Accusations of assault and non-consensual kissing were denied by the then prince in a notorious interview in which he claimed not to remember her and never to have met her. A medical expert testified the girl had been in some sort of induced coma for 100 years and that suddenly waking up such a person with a kiss was highly dangerous. He recommended a much safer slow return to consciousness starting with bringing the patient a cup of tea.
Dit verhaal komt uit de November 08, 2025-editie van Daily Express.
Abonneer u op Magzter GOLD voor toegang tot duizenden zorgvuldig samengestelde premiumverhalen en meer dan 9000 tijdschriften en kranten.
Bent u al abonnee? Aanmelden
MEER VERHALEN VAN Daily Express
Daily Express
Shares surge create new wave of ISA millionaires
THOUSANDS of investors were “within touching distance” of being ISA millionaires in 2023, with many likely to have joined the more than 5,000 £1m current ISA savers.
1 min
March 05, 2026
Daily Express
Huntley 'set for secure hospital' if he recovers
SOHAM murderer Ian Huntley will not be sent back to the jail known as Murder Mansion if he recovers from the severe head injuries he suffered in a workshop attack.
1 min
March 05, 2026
Daily Express
Royal police ex-chief: Bully Andrew cost hundreds of millions
ANDREW Mountbatten-Windsor bullied his way to millions of pounds’ worth of security for his daughters, all paid for by the public, the former head of Royal Protection has claimed.
2 mins
March 05, 2026
Daily Express
There are elements of my life I should not have survived
WHITE Wedding was an anthem for the MTV generation — and, with his peroxide hair and snarling attitude, Billy Idol epitomised the punk dream.
4 mins
March 05, 2026
Daily Express
Maguire guilty of Greek hols assault
MANCHESTER United star Harry Maguire has been found guilty of assault and attempted bribery in a retrial six years after a Greek holiday altercation.
1 min
March 05, 2026
Daily Express
Prue warns of 'deep outrage' at peers' bid to stop assisted dying
DAME Prue Leith has warned of “deep outrage” at peers in the House of Lords trying to stop the assisted dying bill, as she accepted an award for her campaigning.
1 mins
March 05, 2026
Daily Express
TUDOR'S UP FOR A FIGHT
IGOR TUDOR says his Tottenham players need to embrace the pressure of a relegation battle and realise they are not dealing with “life and death”.
1 mins
March 05, 2026
Daily Express
Give me a squadron of Spitfires!
That's what Hermann Göring was told when he asked one of his aces what the Luftwaffe needed to win the Battle of Britain. On the 90th anniversary of its maiden flight, a glorious tribute to the world's most famous fighter aircraft
6 mins
March 05, 2026
Daily Express
BOLLYWOOD BROOK
Captain Marvel hails England's unity and calmness ahead of Mumbai blockbuster
1 min
March 05, 2026
Daily Express
Kaye aims to get back on track after BBC job axe
KAYE Adams says she wants to get her life back on track after losing her BBC Radio Scotland job.
1 min
March 05, 2026
Listen
Translate
Change font size