Author of the week Jeremy Vine

BBC Radio 2 host and Channel 5 presenter Jeremy Vine chats to Ella Walker about venturing into ‘cosy crime’, what really scares him, and the big 6-0.

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Do you like your crime to be true, cosy or would you rather go to bed without thoughts of murder rattling around your head?

“Crime divides the room’ says journalist and BBC Radio 2 host Jeremy Vine. “Friends will either have watched every single true crime thing, or they'll say, Tdon't watch it because it gives me nightmares” Vine personally loves the lot, from his “queen”, Agatha Christie (“Who was like The Beatles; the first, the band that was impossible to follow’) to the true-crime docs that Netflix is awash with.

Above all, he loves a good old-fashioned English whodunnit, the kind Richard Osman has revived in spectacularly popular fashion.

“Osman first book reopened it all, it's opened the gate for lots of us, which I'll always be grateful to him for,’ says Vine, who now — 49 years on from reading his first Christie, Hercule Poirot's Christmas, aged 11 - has written one himself.

Murder On Line One is the first in a cosy crime series in which a sacked and grieving local radio host discovers that someone has been knocking off his loyal listeners, and so, he begins to investigate. Vine wants readers “to feel suspense, but to know that in the end, everybody in it is in safe hands”.

For him, cosy crime offers a way to consider murder and violence in a “safe and controlled way’.

Encountering it in real life is very different.

Vine grew up in Cheam, Surrey, and remembers it was “a different time in the Eighties, youd regularly see fights in pubs”. He was beaten up twice as a young adult, “not badly, just knocked around. And it gave me quite a fear of physical violence, because I'm not very good at fighting. In fact, I'm useless”. As a student in Durham, he was carrying king prawn balls back from a Chinese takeaway when he found himself surrounded.