Who cares? Not this person, obviously!

LOVE newspaper and magazine cartoons. To amuse readers with a small drawing, accompanied by a brief caption, is an art.

- Phil Evans

I'd like to create one made up of two panels.

The first shows an immaculate female assistant in a babywear shop that has a sign saying “MOTHER-CARE”.

The adjoining panel would show a similar shop, but the assistant has curlers in her hair, scruffy clothes and a ciggie dangling from the corner of her mouth. The sign behind her says “MOTHER DON’T CARE”

If that didn’t make you smile, as Frankie Howerd used to say, “Oh, please yourselves!”