Madonna's Desperate Midlife Makeover!

Looks Like a Surgeon's Been Working Hard

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WHO’S that girl?” Buffaloed by Father Time and rattled by the success of her nemesis Lady Gaga, insiders dished Madonna has invested in a massive cosmetic makeover to ward off a crippling midlife crisis!

According to experts, the “Crazy for You” singer has gone crazy for youth-enhancing procedures, and likely gone under the knife for an eye lift, brow lift and facelift, plus filler injections.

“She looks completely unrecognizable!” tattled a source close to the 60-year-old Material Granny.

“Madonna has had a ton of work done, but it hasn’t been flattering. She’d do better to just grow old gracefully!”