KATHY LETТТЕ I'll never be a Simon Cowell contestant!'

I have lots of hidden talents. The trouble is, they're so well hidden I can’t find them. What about you? The return of Britain’s Got Talent has inspired me to check for lights buried beneath bushels. What's your unfulfilled fantasy? Yodelling, limbo, lap dancing? Tempus is fugiting like there's no tomorrow, so why wait?

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If you can tame a classroom of rowdy teens with a witty one-liner, clearly a career in stand-up calls. If you're expert at juggling kids and career, perhaps a job as a circus conjurer beckons? Do you get bent out of shape easily? Make yoga teaching your forte.

As a girl, I loved warbling Beatles hits into a hairbrush, but it's taken me until adulthood to finally test out my tonsils in public. I recently joined a Rock Choir, where breathing from my diaphragm made my chest pump so hard, I felt I'd run a marathon. It was then on to diction exercises. I parroted ‘the-tip-of-the-tongue-the-teeth’ so often, my lips lost weight. Dividing our group into sopranos and mezzos, the choir leader coached us through our separate