The Laughing Tree

Definition of Optimist: Husband going to the marriage counsellor without his wife.

- Compiled by Rajnish Rathi

• A man gets down on one knee and proposes to her, "Marry me and make me the happiest man in the world." Looking bewildered, she replied, "You want both!!!??"

• Doctor to lady: Any history of insanity in the family? Lady: Yes. My husband thinks he is the Boss of the house!

• Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.

• A golden rule of the wife: There isn't a problem in the world that couldn't be created.

• Wife: Today, I want to relax, So I have brought three movie tickets. Husband: Why three tickets? Wife: You and your parents.

• Best one line ad by a married man on OLX: "For Sale - Wedding Suit, used only once by Mistake."