TWO POINT MUSEUM

More like ‘Two point-Oooooh!’

- Jess Kinghorn

The Japanese language dub came out shortly before this column's main event, but as a series first, it's worth a few spotlighting sentences... though I'm calling attention to it simply to highlight the fact voice actress Saki Fujita performs the dry tannoy announcements. That's right: in Japanese, quips about bones and crowbars are delivered by none other than the human voice of Miku Hatsune - and I, for one, can't wait to see what the Steam Workshop tinkerers do with that nugget of knowledge.

Moving on to the headline act, Two Point Museum is finally unearthing its chunky 2.0 update. Momentous for more reasons than the name alone, this update introduces a number of changes to how curators manage their museum's staff, security and decor.

After all, what's the point of perfecting tour routes and piling on the buzz if your wallpaper clashes horribly with your flooring? Twenty-three new walls and floors are introduced here, including a selection of snow-themed additions that ensure your frozen exhibits finally look a little frostier.