Chaotic jet plane exits are the best entertainment

If it wasn’t for the fact they'd probably charge you £40 a pop for the pleasure, a bucket of popcorn would be my preferred choice of inflight meal.

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Not as a main dish, but something appropriate to munch on while watching the spectacle of holidaymakers disembarking upon landing.

What is the rush? Honestly, you'd think the cabin crew were going to set dogs on everyone.

As soon as the wheels touch down and reverse thrusters engaged, the attention shifts from gratitude for a safe landing to becoming hell-bent on breaking free from their seats.

The tension is palpable.

All eyes are on the illuminated seatbelt signs.