THE RETURN OF TRUMP MAMA

E is back. The orange-haired messiah of millions, a highly divisive figure for an equal number of people. Donald Trump has returned as President of The United States—often abbreviated as POTUS.

- Hriday Ranjan Urban Bourbon (Writer, comedian)

E is back. The orange-haired messiah of millions, a highly divisive figure for an equal number of people. Donald Trump has returned as President of The United States—often abbreviated as POTUS. Personally, I have always felt the acronym POTUS doesn't do justice to the power of the POTUS. POTUS sounds like a vegetable you can fry and eat, that grows under the ground, unlike its prettier cousin—the lotus. However, half the people I know on social media are of the opinion that the return of Donald Trump is the worst thing to happen—a veritable death of democracy as it exists in the US. The other half of my social contacts are mighty pleased, celebrating the moment as the greatest thing to have happened since the invention of Britannia Jim-Jam. The funny thing is that people on both sides of the argument are EXTREMELY sure of their opinions. These are friends who take 35 minutes to decide a restaurant to order from. They were all mostly apolitical all their lives, but their recent opi