Ready for government? They're so busy being angry they're not even ready for conference

"Up for an Adventure" a sign declared outside Birmingham's National Exhibition Centre.

- John Crace

You certainly need to be. After navigating a half-hour queue to get through security, a group of us were told we needed to go back outside, walk 10 minutes and then go through security again to reach the media centre. Which would have been fine except the staff at the new entrance had been given instructions not to admit the media, and told us to go back to where we had started and queue for security a third time.

The theme for this year's Reform party conference is "ready for government". It would have been nice if they were ready for their own conference first. Piss-ups and breweries.