Xmas tree erection dilemma

When is the right time to put up a Christmas tree? My neighbour asked this while she helped me decorate mine.

- SONJA BROWN

Every year, like clockwork, humanity divides itself into two groups, I told her: the early decorators, who believe 1 November is practically Christmas Eve, and the rest of us, who are still trying to finish the Halloween chocolates without judgment.

Some will argue, of course, that the minute Mariah Carey defrosts and hits that high note on All I Want for Christmas Is You, it's time.

It doesn't matter if it's still 30°C outside.

If Mariah is awake, your tree should be too. It's not difficult, is it?

These are the people who insist, in grave tones, that the tree may only be erected on 1 December.