Sorry Sam, the charity needs a lift

I ACTUALLY feel sorry for the surfer who (apart from one Donald J Trump) was a candidate for the most decried, derided and despised man on the internet this week.

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Sam Brenchley is his name. And let's just say that the last few days haven't been his finest hours, due to a combination of bad luck swiftly followed by bad judgment.

Sam's run of misfortune began in the rolling surf off Fistral Beach in Newquay. He lost control of his board and a treacherous wave threw one end of it into his head - hard.

Sam was knocked unconscious and may very well have drowned if he hadn't been spotted by an off-duty lifeguard and several other surfers. Between them they managed to drag him from the water to the shore where he was "brought back to life".