It's smart to keep your smartphone away

There’s one device that has changed our lives dramatically in the 2ist century, it’s the smartphone.

- Melvin Durai

Just think of all the things we can do with our phones: take photos, send texts, watch football, find dates, set alarms, listen to podcasts, watch football, read articles, send cash, play games, and did I mention “watch football”?

Oh yeah, I almost forgot: our phones are also capable of making calls. But no one really wants to talk to anyone these days. Thankfully our phones have useful features such as “quick decline messages,” allowing us to respond to calls with a text that says: “Can I call you back later?” (Pro tip: it’s always better to use the word “later” rather than “soon,” because “later” just means “sometime in the future, while I am still alive.”)