Pal's charmed life is driving me mad

SHE HAS THE LIFE OF RILEY

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I HATE my oldest pal. She booms we’re like sisters but I loathe the sight of her.

I resent her good luck and large fortune. I feel like sending poison pen letters or putting laxatives in her tea - anything to burst her smug bubble.

She and her husband are loaded. Their exotic holidays are eye-wateringly expensive, and they own three (amazing) homes.

Recently a distant relative died leaving her a fortune. Typical.

My life is so small in comparison. When is it going to be my turn to boast?

She lives a charmed life. A few years ago, she had a scandalous affair with her personal trainer.

She and the hunk bonded over squats and lifts and ended up having sweaty sex in a staff changing room.