Last minute Christmas shopping is no laughing matter

We've been held under siege these last weeks.

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Neither of us can leave the house without fully informing the other because of 'deliveries'.A steady stream of DPD, Amazon and Evri have knocked on the door or at least claimed to. One package was discovered under the rose bush at the bottom of the garden, presumably dumped by a narked stork.

Well, Scotland's birth rate has been dropping. If those big birds don't have enough baby deliveries to keep them busy, they'll obviously have to diversify their services.