THE PRICE IS DWIGHT

looks sweet pick for 14-1 poke

- ALEX HANKIN

KEEP Dwight McNeil at the front of your calculations for a mathematically testing day in the Premier League.

That rattling sound you hear is the UEFA abacus going at full wallop as the permutations for European qualification are jiggled around.

Unless I've misunderstood - and let's not rule that out - tickets for next season's European fun could now stretch down as far as EIGHTH place.

It all depends on a number of variables to do with who wins what cups and possibly what colour socks UEFA king Aleksander Ceferin is wearing with his golden kimono this morning.

Looking to put their best foot forward for the Europa Conference League today are Bournemouth, Brentford, Brighton and Fulham.

All technically still in with a shout for an exciting series of 1,000-mile trips to play FFS Whodat in the shadow of a dormant volcano.