Stuck in middle of mate and brother

REGRET SETTING THEM UP

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MY best mate and my brother are at each other's throats - and I'm stuck in the middle.

I deeply regret setting them up together. I now realise sticking my nose into their sex life was a big mistake.

She blames me for saddling her with a man (my bro) who lies, goes missing and flirts with other women.

In return he blasts that she (my mate) overspends, nags and never gets off his case.

I have her on the phone every day moaning that he's selfish and childish. He drags me down the pub and complains she is an energy vampire.

I try and offer them advice. I tell my mate to dump my bro and walk away but she won't because he's got a nice flat in a good neighborhood.