OBJET D'ARSE

A&E visits for a pain in the bum' hit all-time high

- WILL STONE

DOCTORS are having to pull more stuff out of people’s bums than ever, data shows.

A&E departments are seeing a rise in people attending with “unusual or delicate” complaints.

Ailments include fainting while urinating, prolonged erections and being unable to remove a “foreign object” from an intimate area.