Love rats say I'm a boring old fart

FELLA'S FALLEN IN LUST

- 

A SEXIER, saucier woman is after my man.

She's pert and pretty and he's obsessed with her. I'm told that they play wild bedroom games with sex toys and handcuffs. How am I supposed to compete? And how do I stop her from stealing him from under my nose?

They work together. Recently she was sent on a training course to Scotland.

He was like a caged animal. He couldn't stand not being able to see her and all I could do was hold back while he conducted an emotional phone affair with, I suspect, plenty of cybersex thrown in for good measure.

Witnessing him creeping down to the garden shed to make secret calls cut me to the core.

Equally horrible were the daily sex sessions that he insisted upon with me because I was fully aware that he was thinking about her during our most intimate moments.