I hate myself for cheating on girl

SO DON'T DESIRE HER NOW

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I CAN’T have sex with my wonderful partner because I feel guilty about cheating on her with other women.

I’m a man in turmoil. I can shag anyone in the world - but not her. I travel for work and find people to bonk in every bar, club and hotel in Europe and beyond.

I'm an attractive guy and win potential conquests over with humour, cash and charm.

I pretend to be having trouble with my phone and ask my target for help. Then I offer the most expensive drink on the menu by way of thanks. Cheesy, maybe, but it works like a charm. She feels clever and I get lucky. An hour later I’m banging away with a huge smile on my face.

When I come home my girl is waiting for me with food, flowers and affection.