'Hate sex' just great

MY girl and I hate the sight of each other but can’t break up because the sex is too good.

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We've been together, off-and-on, for three years.

Friends and family refuse to be around us because we bicker and disagree over everything.

If she says black, I say white. If she says up, I say down. You get the picture. But put us into a bed and we're pure magic.